All Guys Sleepover 5

Everything was absolute chaos. Alcohol sure does a lot to a person. Especially to a group of teen ninjas, which some just so happen to be gay, at an all guys’ sleepover party. Let’s see how our future couples are doing now, shall we?

(Naruto and Sasuke)

“Hey,”—hiccup—“Sasuke,”—hiccup—“How’joo dooooooooooin’?” Naruto said to Sasuke in a slurred tone, holding a piece of chicken in his hand. Sasuke quirked an eyebrow up in wonder, I wonder if Naruto could be easily manipulated in his state…

“Hey, Naruuuuuuuto…come over here for a sec.” Sasuke slurred back at him.

Naruto walked—more like tripped—his way over to the mischievous Uchiha.

(Gaara and Lee)

Lee was running around the entire apartment—including the ceiling and walls—screaming “YOSH! YOSH! YOSH” very, very quickly. Gaara was very pink in the face and had the dorkiest look on his face; his tongue was stuck out in the side of his mouth while his eyes were watching Lee run around the house, while sitting on his sleeping bag with an annoyed glint.

“Leeeeeee…stop runniiiiing…it hursh my headuh…” he complained while his eyes screw shut.

Lee didn’t quite hear him and kept running around the house, breaking everything in the process.

Gaara groaned in frustration. Then he remembered what a girl in a movie did to shut her boyfriend up.

“Oiiiiii…Lee…come over here pwease?” he tried his hardest to attract Lee over with an anime watery-eye and pouting effect. He looked like a little sad puppy.

Lee saw this, stopped, and ran over quickly.

(Neji and Shikamaru)

“Yo Shikamaruuuuuu…whatcha say we read dat book now?” Neji whispered into his ear.

“Wuuuuh…? Oh, dat thingerrrrrr…oh shure…Kakashi’s somewhere…but I’m shure he’sh not anywhere near hereeeeee…” Shikamaru answered. Huh, how about that, a drunk Shikamaru.

“Oooookie!!!” Neji pulled out the book and opened up to the just so happened to be the most rated NC-17, the smuttiest, the lemoniest, and the most hentai page there was in the entire book…and it happened to be bookmark'd.

[After a few minutes of smutting reading]

Neji and Shikamaru lay in a puddle of blood that was led from a path to their noses.

“That…was…so…beautiful…” Neji managed to say.

“Not in my entire life had I ever read something like that…wow…” Shikamaru started mumbling.

“Hey…Shika-kun…”

“Yeah, Neji…” Shikamaru hesitated then added, “-kun?” Neji won’t remember this later…right?

“Wanna try out that scene…y’know…from the book…?” Neji’s pale skin turned a faint pink, half from the acohol, half from embarrassment.

“Uh…why…?” Shikamaru was really confused now, but excited because it was Neji who wanted this with him.

“Well…the guy in there seemed to like it…a lot…and I’ve heard that it’s healthy…and I mean…only the kissing…”

But Neji was cut off by Shikamaru crushing his lips to his. I can’t wait anymore, Neji… thought Shikamaru. And since Neji was in mid-sentence, his mouth was wide open, so Shikamaru slid his tongue inside.

Neji moaned. Damn that book doesn’t lie. This feels good.

(Naruto and Sasuke)

“Whatcha fwant, Shasuke?” Naruto said through a mouthful of chicken.

Sasuke grimaced, “Dobe, close your mouth when you eat.”

“Why? Thish ish my housh! My rulesf!” He kept chewing with his mouth wide open the swallowed.

This was the second time Sasuke’s been told off by the same comment and he didn’t like it; it agitated him…very badly.

So he kissed him. Mmm… Sasuke thought, He tastes like chicken.

“What the fuck, Sas--” he said into Sasuke’s mouth, but Sasuke slipped his tongue inside and this shut Naruto up.

Holy fuck this feels good, Naruto thought. They’ve both wanted this for so, so long. And they’ve earned it. Sasuke put his hand on Naruto’s waist while Naruto pulled Sasuke’s head closer.

They’re were panting for breath by now and both fell onto the couch.

(Gaara and Lee)

“Yosh, my little Gaara-kun?”

Gaara stopped pouting and frowned, “You’re not close enough”. He turned away, pretending to be mad.

Lee sat next to him and hugged him from behind.

“Is this close enough…?” Lee whispered into his ear, nibbling at his earlobe. Gaara shivered at the touch. No one has ever touched his ears before. He nodded.

Lee started trailing kisses down Gaara’s jaw-line and soon came to his lips. He kissed him passionately. Gaara let out a rusty moan and tilted his head back to get more of an angle. Lee turned him around while his tongue asked for entrance. Gaara happily allowed it, but wasn’t ready for what came next. He gasped when Lee’s tongue explored the caverns of his mouth and moaned louder. He leaned in closer.

This was a whole new sensation for both of them.

(Kankurou, Kiba, Shino, and Chouji)

The rest of the pack seemed to have escaped the symptoms of alcohol.

Kankurou was fuming at the sight of his brother and the weird hair-do kid making out. Shino and Chouji discussed his Bug Feast, being interrupted now and then with Chouji’s roaring stomach. Kiba was trying to calm Kankurou down.

“Kankurou, calm down…”

“HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO! HE’S KISSING MY BROTHER!”

Kiba kissed him on the lips quickly and Kankurou’s eyes grew wide just like that face Sasuke had before (A/N: You know…with the goldfish on crack…see chapter 1). Then he fell in a dead faint.

This is one hell of a party, thought Kiba.